Curse 24/7 and you’re basically a superhero

Can you explain the second one? Do you alternate them between dirty and clean like some kind of extra cupboard or is there more to it?

When I eat storebought pesto I add some blended spinach. After grating some extra permesan on top and adding a bit of EVO I don’t really taste it anymore anyway

Won’t somebody think of the economy!?

I like to think I learned most of my English from watching nickelodeon past eight. Watching drake&josh, iCarly, the Simpsons and Southpark with Dutch subtitles on was a big part of me when I was younger.

It’s around 3-4 years now I think. Sad thing is that it’s an iPhone mini, so the capacity wasn’t that great to begin with so I go around a full day on a charge if I just have it laying next to me.

Also since it’s an apple I guess that it’s really hard to replace the battery. But I might look into it. It’s better than buying a completely new one anyway.

Welp fuck me I guess

I had a couple of free trials. It was okay, I still keep some of the recipe cards because I liked the dish but in the end it would be too expensive compared to just doing groceries. Which is expected, you pay for the service of the ingredients being delivered to your home. But I live in a city where there’s 5 grocery stores within a 10 minute walk so it just wasn’t worth it to me.

How materialistic of you, you can just use your hands!

Anything anise (e.g. ouzo). Woke up one new years day with an open bottle next to me and the sight of the stuff alone made me almost puke

This edit never fails to crack me up

I think the problem would be recreation. Can’t really make an effective chain out of wood I assume.

What the fuck, I’m glad that hasn’t happened to me yet

Examples include: Google knows that I speak German and English since I put it in my settings and yet it tries to auto-dub German YouTube content and auto-translates German comments in Maps.

I actually have the opposite problem. Sometimes when googling something I get auto translated results (mostly reddit posts tho), and a week ago the YouTube app on my phone decided to auto translate English video titles.

No, I DON’T want your shitty Dutch auto translation. Give me the original English. I am not English illiterate and you 100% know it, Google.

“none of us here are actual wage slaves”

Bro is just cosplaying as one

Lycamobile? Do they actually provide games? I only know them as a cheap prepaid SIM card provider lol

One can only wonder what distro this person runs

tulpa

Now thats a word i haven’t read in a long time

In the words of my lord and savior samonella

(I don’t know if time stamps are copied on YTLITE, I’ll check on my pc and if not edit the link)