Most of human history:

I either wake up rested or not my problem anymore.

Spouse does it, but they go goblin mode. Paste foam everywhere. I guess they find it fun.

With how bad its going a summer without winter might give us another 10 years.

Is this about the secret math parties in ships?

Me coming after doing some gardening and drenched in sweat:

You must look deep within yourself and ask, "Am I strong enough to follow in Saint Luigi’s footsteps?

I think it was when we got to toxic metals and radioactive elements that chemists where forced to stop tasting their discoveries.

I hope it went: Safety person: Hey! Stop tasting any elements or new molecules. It’s been getting people severely sick or killed!

Chemist: “Ugh, fine, but ima bitch about it the whole time”

I’ve been working on my hand writing, and these kids can’t read cursive. I worked real hard and my young coworkers were like bart.Bart. I developed my own short hand during college. My notes might as well be encrypted. I can’t be old! I’m still with it!

I just fixed the dishwasher that is original to the house. I’ve never used a dishwasher before(ty technology connections). my god is it loud and keeps giving me a heat attack even a week after using it, but I can’t argue with clean dishes.

What a pop off!

Uneven load shifted as I was about halfway out. Too afraid to try to shift the forks over to try and balance it as it was up about 8m up. The most experienced operator passed by 10 seconds later and said yeah hold up and pushed the load towards the center. After it was safely on the ground, he asked if I got scared. Told him I needed to check my pants. He laughed and said," good! You’ll always remember and it will never happen to you again."

Nano machines!? I wonder if this will allow smaller than 1nm chip manufacturing.

Yeah, I didn’t exist for billions of years and I’m fine…ish. idk what happens after though

What a weirdo, all the cool kids are into big beautiful algae and it’s exponential growth

While I understand your point that it is a weird group to test on,

my kids

Oh man, was it version 2.1 or 2.4 that was the best? I think it was the one where urban assault was released. So many hrs playing until 3.0. There was a test to be able to play medic in the game. It taught basic first aid.