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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • Oh my fucking retarded god. Go fuck yourself Jesus. Fuck your Christmas bullshit, and we all know bunnies don’t lay eggs.

    Fuck this, I want to skip over a couple of decades. Where’s Dolores and her magic time machine Dolorian? Yeah screw this shit. Where I’m going Aliens have taken over… Err, I was wrong, its hepatitis, a totally preventable disease that has taken over. Screw this! I’m going to the 80’s! And I’m going to enjoy watching Bill Cliton get it on with Monica.
















  • I’m now from the future! It is Thursday! It worked! My time machine works!

    I want to get back to my time, I miss my wife and kids! But I need plutonium… Safely encased plutonium.

    If at all possible it should be a 25mm diameter rod of 99.99999% pure stuff with enough power density to produce a continuous 1gigawatt of power while my vehicle runs across a mall parking lot or deadend street at 80pmh.

    Please! I can’t stand these people from the future!