YoiksAndAway

“How can we let the reader know that the elephant in the room has autism?”

“Well, how about if we have it wear a button that says, 'I have autism”, you know, like people with autism do?"

“Brilliant! And how do we let the reader know that the autism is from vaccinations?”

“Easy! We just show a bunch of hypodermic syringes sticking out of it, like all of those vaccine-loving cuck doctors just stabbed it and left them there.”

“Did they bother to depress the syringe and inject the vaccine?”

“Nope!”

“Brilliant!”

Damn. That’s more impressive than the snakes that hang from the cave ceiling to snatch bats at dusk. And I was pretty impressed with those snakes.

Careful! Cancer was around before cigarettes or dioxin. Not that I don’t think RFK is full of shit, but sometimes it’s best to ignore bad arguments when there are so many good ones to be made.

According to the caption, it’s an “artist’s impression”. Artists. So impressionable!

Speaking of West Virginia cryptids, yesterday was the 73rd anniversary of the sighting of the Flatwoods Monster, who also has a distinct sense of fashion.