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Paging Stamets to the discussion.

You put that image back or so help me

DID YOU KNOW?

If you fill your phone with gravel, use a knife to interact with the screen, try to light it on fire, then snap it in half, it stops working?

I’m pretty sure that roof is corrugated, not correlated.

ha ha get a load of this dorkus with no pants!

Oooooh, great answer, but you didn’t say “Um, Actually” so I cannot award you the point.

Breath of the Wild lied to me about durians.

Oh my god, I knew it! He’s crackred the code!!

Stripe handles the actual card details, while Cape only receives the token, which cannot be mapped to your real credit card number.

Good thing the founding financiers of Stripe, Cape, and Palantir aren’t the same person.

I believe the correct terminology is denominator mathematician.

Ladies.

GIS has been the golden goose of government jobs for decades now. If you can snag a position doing that, you’re set for life.

Meanwhile in indie land, I just tried to cheat my way through a Chapter 3 minigame in Deltarune, and Toby Fox himself showed up in his dogsona to blow up the game and make me start the minigame over.

This is the extent to which anti-cheat measures should go.

They’ve had to update their language to reflect modern times, since (((Judeo-Bolshevik))) doesn’t quite fly under the radar anymore.

Fan reaction when Marvel Rivals releases a new character.