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Go away! I’m vatin’!

Normal if you are an American.

Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”

Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”

*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”

Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.

*eats ass with gusto

Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”

Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.

Sucky ones.

Would you consider a trade for some self sealing stem bolts?

Phone cameras are great. Their compatibility with telephoto lenses is what sets them back.

Nice tits!

(While they last)

I see OP graduated from the same art school as I did.

We talking ThermoFischer Scientific, or others? Is there a reliable ULT freezer anyone can recommend?

Edit: also what were the common failures?

My dog thinks I deserve her. I trust her judgement.

Have you considered a career as a writer? I would buy this book.

Can’t go to hell if you have no soul.

*taps temple

I can hear the music in this photo.

Can you imagine the modern day equivalent, say an aircraft carrier, sailing the seven seas as a scientific/exploration/diplomatic/military mission with full families and a school full of children and even perhaps a small maternity ward.

Red Alert! Battle Stations! Cancel the music recital and postpone the pancake breakfast until further notice.

Tot-sharts!

True. Is and always was, shit. Evermoreshittification.

Obviously, duh! And what insect, pray tell are your little soldiers made of? Weevils? Mantises? Bees?

You should be mad now and let up only after you see the supernova. Once you’re dead, its too late to be mad.

I wish someone told me that before I jizzed all over my garden. The ants are everywhere!