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My sister used to regularly bite me when she was angry. In her teens. No she’s not mentally disabled. 🤷

Oh no, we’re all just more concerned about affording to survive, and can’t be bothered to remember a detail about a disease from hundreds of years ago that is no longer a threat whatsoever.

Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I’m riding my bike while it’s broken, but I want to fix my car.

No you have it backwards. More like

“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”

“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”

Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass

“Hey, so my car is making a weird noise” “Just go out and get a different car then”

It’s from an xkcd

Yummmm Baby season

If you moderate a community you still get access

I have a shitty $30 spectrum plan in NY and my IP hasn’t changed in 2 years. From what I understand, they don’t reserve it, but they don’t change it either

I swear it’s just as frustrating as Minecraft modding and picking the right forge version for all the mods you want. And OF COURSE your 2 favorite mods aren’t on the same version so you can’t use them together. I’m legit learning to mod Minecraft just so I can port them myself.

Motocross Mania on the PS1 was the first game that legitimately hooked me. I can still hear the menu music when I think about it, and it’s been 15 years since I’ve played it. Team Fortress 2 got me into PC gaming and I barely ever use consoles now.