Other effects of “the Warp is too damn high” include:

Captain America, his finger pointed

Advent Salami is what my Xcom crew makes when I overwatch properly

When one hits your eye, that’s amore

I am the storm that is approaching…

I don’t want my pain taken away, I need my pain!

Dalinar, be reasonable

Round trip time, dude. 3 years late.

Okay chill out Cartagia

Hey, just because they use magic doesn’t mean they’re wizards. The biggest investiture tower, Urithiru, is actually associated with paladins

Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy

Who waaaants to liiiiive forevaaaaaa?
Who daaares to looove forevaaaaaa?

Awaken, my microbes!

Skating worthy of an E5

You can, it’s called Lower Decks. And they love the crazy

Also the roly poly kind. Eat them up, yum!

“Visitors often find these mountainous scenic spots especially hard on the legs,” a member of staff from the Hubei site’s operating company told domestic media.

And that’s why we built an exoskeleton that doesn’t cover the knees!

4. A tragic victim of Jaime Loftus hammer crimes in Grand Rapids, MI