Boomer Humor Doomergod

Bean. Orbs.

My only weird relative left early and I had an amazing time

Can you imagine the mischief Scotty would have gotten into if he had a sonic screwdriver

Or the time when the Asgard are like “your stupid method of using shotguns against the replicators is surprisingly effective.”

The showrunner worked on all three of the TV series so as long as he doesn’t try something like rebooting SGU it might be good.

But if it starts with a drastically older Robert Carlyle defrosting I’m only giving it two episodes.

If they’re EVs they’re heavier, causing more road wear, and don’t pay gas taxes

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a single tear for this beauty

That depends: does this include inside the transporter buffers?

Dr. Spock fucked the world

Converting an office building to apartments isn’t as easy as you think. For example, apartments need firewalls between them, and adding them ain’t cheap.

Might be easier to rezone and demolish, but the timelines on that are huge and there’s already a labor shortage in the construction industry.

We’ve painted ourselves into a lot of corners as a nation.

I’m WFH and my boss makes me miserable a lot.

But at least I’m not wearing pants.

And those folks who must be in person should benefit from the lower traffic letting people who can work from home do so.

Ask any tradie what driving during Covid was like.

If I’m still in the suburbs in a decade I’ll kill myself.

I’m fucking back off to the boonies at the first opportunity

The decline in insect populations is so bad even Jeremy Clarkson is trying to fight it.

I’m living in the same place I grew up and when I was a kid we could catch a couple dozen a night, enough to fill a jar and read by.

It’s a far cry from when I lived in the woods and could walk around on a dark night just from the light of fireflies.

I did this last year and saw twice as many fireflies.

Which means I saw six total all summer.

The suburbs suck.

I’ve got two: The flavor and the texture

You would be amazed how many people who write docs professionally don’t understand that sort of thing.

Do you have a job writing documentation? Because you should.