What, I’m supposed to give up my seat in case the tubby chick isn’t just a big fan of canolis?

Over half of us kids are really fucking dumb, so this tracks.

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

“That could mean biological needs like food or sleep, social needs like work or seeing friends and family, or self-improvement like exercise or pursuing hobbies…”

Work has done all of this to me on repeated occasions, but I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to work.

Though… I suppose I am addicted to the resulting paycheck.

Still waiting for the rollable screen so I can pull out my phablet and unroll it like a medieval scroll.

“Hear ye! Hear ye!..”

I love the idea of looking through Optimus’s windshield and seeing cleavage. Where is the AI “art” when you need it?

Thought it was gonna be about when phone dictation bleeds into the real world.

Why the fuck does an operating system have ANY rules relating to queerness?

Zimmerman flew, and Tyler knew!

It legit took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t talking about the tree people.

The Cardassian doesn’t look as fake as the other one.

Anything but metric…

sigh… you’re doing it wrong

“Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?”

Star Trek Guy?

[If you’re in to science fiction fishing… ](http://www.listen.com/ to Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself by Haylock Jobson on Audible. https://www.audible.com/pd/B0CVCYB19Y?source_code=ASSORAP0511160007)

If you’re into science fiction fishing…

Yes, but only because everyone I’ve known with a jacked up truck also has a jacked up personality.

Wait… Wasn’t The Big Bang Theory about a guy named Leonard?

Maybe I should check out that show after all…

Don’t forget the overwhelming general apathy towards, and lack of participation in, politics the majority has.