Guess the Iranians read the book. Trump only colored the pictures.

The Metaverse cycle:

10 Some article remind me it exist;

20 I shrug and continue not to care about the Metaverse;

30 I forget about the existance of the Metaverse;

40 Some amount of time passes;

50 GOTO 10.

Great that California allows us to be angry about it.

• Ductape, if it’s loose and should be stuck
• WD-40, if it’s stuck and should be loose
• Match, if it 's dark and should be lit
• Hammer, if it’s lit and should be dark.

A friend, with a benefit.

I hope they actual deliver. Dental care is still the equivalent of wooden pegs.

Are they ever actually going to deliver this or is this some long running joke? I’ve seen this kind of announcements for decades and yet nothing ever came out of it.

240%? Please take note who is responsible for the zombie uprising this year.

5x 24 = 120. You’re not just immortal for the next 10 years, you have 1 in 5 chance to revive the death as well.

NO, put down the taser!

What if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?

Morphine is fine, but please do not put the brain into a robotic spider suit and especially do not add a machine gun to said robotic spider suit.