Oof.

Also good for when you are not, in fact, lactose-intolerant, but prefer to shit like a sheep. You might get light-headed, though, as a side effect.
… or so I was told.

It’s almost exactly what I had when I was hospitalized after a flat fire. My numbers held steady for hours, too.

🫏🕳

For humans, I heard it say to use butyric acid.

Crane flies are a big deal where I live, and especially the ones with reeeeally long legs - longer than anything pictured in the Wikipedia article - just love to come into people’s homes, especially in September.
EDIT: Why is this relevant? When I was a little tyke, I’d constantly mistake them for airborne spiders. Sometimes, they form frigging swarms anywhere where there’s water.

I feel the sudden urge to have a water balloon fight.

EDIT: This fucker is larger. Looks cooler, too.

Balkans, too. And, of course, Turkey. In fact, apart from the North Atlantic Rim and Scandinavia, it’s kind of common in Europe, especially when compared to the US.
For women. that is. For (black) men, the US seems to take the lead.

And I thought my eyesight diminishes as I age. Turns out it’s reality itself that’s falling apart.

That’s the real answer. Always check on whose payroll somebody is.

Oooh, so that’s what the title of the song “Itchycoo Park” means. I used to think it was an awful sexual reference.