Is… is that a lightning rod? Does the local fire department know how you’re powering these “experiments?”

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

The dildo of justice arrives unexpectedly and unlubed.

Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.

The first generation sexbots are going to attract some serious weirdos.

Midichlorians… Midichlorians everywhere

“Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it’s important to bring our traditions with us to this new world.”

Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.

HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)

The space penises are entirely out of control.

The global wealthy elite being pedophiles conspiracy is unthinkably evil. It’s also unfortunately true. Epstein’s island proved it.

Word went out for fresh gagh one day and ended up with a hottie near the gamma quadrant. Sorry, Alexander. It happens.

In Elsevier’s defense, reading is hard and they have so much money to count.

You fossilized due to environmental factors.

I fossilized through sheer will and determination.

We are not the same.

Sparky boi is very shy. Pls no touch.

OG Triple OG

The blissful serenity of the buzzing hive.

Oops. I was referring to the TNG episode. I haven’t watched the latest season of Discovery yet.

The Progenitor race had a Combs character that made sure at least one person on every planet would always look like him.