NoIWontPickAName

What?

Flash the professor?

Said like someone who never wanted to be a rock star

Does it have Keanu Reeves and a dolphin in it?

Feel free to jump in and help with that problem

I know you did, I was just adding 1

Andrew Jackson???

There was an episode of scrubs about that

We found the quinlans!!!

We found the quinlans!!!

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

That’s my new name for spoiler tags

Yep. :(

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

So what?

What’s the world bank going to do if the countries decide not to pay back the loan?

It’s just stupid for the countries to even pay it back