Have a good time all the time.

It’s actually neutral on the subject of what you should do. That is for medicine and public health policy, or even personal choice.

Me trying not to murder my partner who I love very much when her phone suddenly blasts out Instagram brain-rot at 11pm and I’m trying to maintain a vaguely healthy bedtime ritual.

Fashion. British acts go through eras of sounding American, then sounding as British as possible, then American again.

I absolutely hate the thing Eddie Vedder does and it was kind of a rift with my housemates at uni, who were too unsophisticated to understand The Jesus & Mary Chain like me. If everything is so emotionally intense that you might just die at any moment, then nothing is.

He was good on Twin Peaks The Return though.

We’re not laughing at you, America - we’re laughing with you!

Beware Greeks bearing syllables.

True, though I don’t hold with the theory that reading automatically makes you smarter — Dan Brown exists.

Obviously you’d have to write “To ___” and “From ___” in the accompanying card, as including PII is a real no-no.

Isn’t that dangerous? No-one really knows what magnets are.

Of course not.

Remembered this film this morning while listening to Tricky, and weird it is that Tricky is in it (and Lee Evans!). It’s like Eurotrash: The Movie with Bruno The Singing Bartender there as a thin veneer of Hollywood respectability.

I think of vinaigrette as being the dressing.

7 years now.

Best salad.

How can seagulls be real if our eyes are not real?

They look like they’re about to run into the cast of Stargate.

Company scrip is back lads

Do they meet at remote parking spots to do this?

If that’s true then why are they only just finding the first stars now? And what about the ones we can see at night? Something doesn’t add up here.