This is Cable Porn! NSFT!

Does not compute:

Power Fist Spock approves

I spit Earl Gray (hot) all over my keyboard, thanks a lot.

A Warrior’s Ex:

A warrior’s tooth sharpener
A warrior’s mud bath

I’m on Linux day 9500 or so (full-time linux usage since 2000 in college). I’m now the Nebula that may contain coffee.

I made this myself, with the following source images:

taken from: https://treknews.net/2026/07/23/star-trek-tos-lego-bridge-set/
and

taken from: https://wallpaperaccess.com/enterprise-bridge

template

You’re not a fan of Sulu Jammies?

Skinsuits for Ops, and DiscoBones helps too.