Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.

I too enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.

You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!

I still average about 10K steps per day, but if I take it easy and just sit around the house for a few days too long I instantly get punished with a gout attack. Apart from that 500% daily recommended dose of vitamin D seems to be enough to keep this decrepit old husk going

So not that much unlike alcohol then

How would you go about remedying this though