Only a few short galactic years off!

Some hydrogen definitely, probably a lil helium

Ya

That sounds good af, I might try that

I never got the hang of falafel. Mine always breaks apart into disappointment and burnt crumbs.

Garbanzo beans for life!

This. With the benefit of hindsight, the age of being an “adult” should be in the 20s. Your brain is still developing and growing. Nurture that shit! Have fun, make friends, and don’t go crazy with the booze and drugs.

Sand has a lot of minerals in it. Probably the healthiest veggie of them all!

German?

My brother had to pretend to be a smoker.

Are you ready?!?!?

My buddy lives in a coop here in town, and he was given the job of investigating the odd smell from the chimney. They live in an old school building. He opens up the hatch to find a pile of (mostly) headless pigeons. They all thought they had a phyco serial killer in their midst. It turns out the peregrine falcons were catching the pigeons, eating only the heads, and dropping the bodies down the chimney.

Look into clover. Bugs love it, drought resistant, super low maintenance

Steve Buscemi is a national treasure!

Cool wind blows

Autumn’s herald harkens

Balls sweat no more

If you’re in the US, Spanish. It might actually be useful.

Boo. That shit carries so far. I go to the woods to get away from human bullshit. I’d much prefer the wind through the land with a birdsong accompaniment.

Yes! The amount of people who feel entitled to blast noise is too damn high! I was gonna comment on playing noise n speakers in public settings, but I’ll happily pile on here.

In a way we’re all just bits of organic matter mid-flush, waiting for the Drainpipe of Destiny

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