There’s a simple solution

https://youtu.be/uG_RM2Tja3o

Leave it to whatever your condition is to think that my reply was literally claiming that the meme was literally claiming there’s a hell.

Well, tomorrow morning, commuting hell will be sitting next to me. I don’t know what those samosas had in them but I sound like a WWII machine gun nest and smell like aisle 3 at the spice store.

I don’t think anyone with an engineering degree would believe there’s a hell. Neither should you.

Like the TARDIS Time Rotor, just a pleasant up and down stroking motion as Billie Piper trips and falls onto you…

The pistons drive the fusion, or so they think… General Fusion.

If my cat was that size, I might actually die from the farts in my face in the morning (like now), the signal he uses to say he’s hungry.

Because they are human. What is the difficulty here? They’re not reptilians or space aliens or inter-dimensional beings. It’s in all of us.

I see what your doing

Is that from Overdrawn At The Memory Bank?

Met any chimps? And about that stamina thing…

https://afan.ottenheimer.com/articles/myth_of_persistent_hunting

yeah. We’re scum. We’re just violent++.

By far the most dangerous predator on Earth is humans, we eat each other, anything that moves, kill for fun, build machines to do it for us, design what we eat to be easier to kill, and have you dealt with women? We’re a scary bunch.

The universe has low metallicity.

Well, to be fair, it wasn’t the world’s oldest university when she built it.

I’m especially tired of websites dressed up to look like the official place to get (insert free program) and are SEOd to show up first and try to extract money from you.

It’s everywhere, I take public transit and there’s always some dummy filming his girlfriend or tourists staring in wonder at a train coming out of a tunnel and filming that too. I try to move away as quickly as possible. Now even at the public library entrance there is a camera. Guess I can’t go naked anymore!

They’ll get dreamsickle cell anemia!!

octopi = 25.1327412287183

Is the litter box the singularity?

Good thing there aren’t nuclear strong force eels.