Can’t see the Klingon’s arms, but does Starfleet Academy have an admission requirement that one be improbably swole?

Never forget:

If Quark didn’t do it, then there’s a decent chance he knows who did. If he doesn’t know who did it, then he definitely knows somebody who knows who did it.

I saw both of these products in the same grocery store on the same day.

I’ve heard arguments for the opposite: women who act should be called actors, not actresses, the logic being that the -ess suffix is diminutive, so all actors should just be actors. It seems like there are perfectly reasonable arguments to be made for either side.

I like my coffee like my women: hot, pale, and stronger than you’d expect.

Man, fuck wild parsnip.

Hey, I got left out of things kids my age were talking about the old-fashioned way, by being a gigantic fucking dork, and it was free, goddammit!

No, but he does have a trombone, and that’s almost as good.

The answer is

this palette at the gardening center.

I got his autograph a little while back, and he had pictures of the EMH and Johnny Cab, and a few others and I said “But you don’t have any Meg Mucklebones!” and he arched his eyebrow at me as though he was disappointed I would say something so stupid and said “I have those if you want one.” Fucking Legend.

Also if you grind up a Zippo and sprinkle it on top, it’ll make the meal just a little bit lighter.

The rare reverse-Saddam.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oven_of_Akhnai?wprov=sfla1

Why would I?

Great, who’s going to go tell Richard Feynman?