FistingEnthusiast

Tl;dr

Yes.

My dogs have caused fewer carbon emissions than someone with their pet-cum, many times over.

My dogs have always been rescue dogs, not some shitty designer oodle or inbred thing that can’t breathe

I like you

I think it’s genius

Fuck yeah!

This is fucking cool

Obviously it’s wildly impractical at the moment, but the greatest thing is that the process of working shit out might lead to a plethora of novel technologies

That trauma goes back to my teens in the 90s

A wound that shall never close fully

It’s a conservative

If he could read, he’d be very upset that he’s not “owning” us.

You’re stupid, as well as ignorant

Don’t breed.

I look forward to seeing this fail

You should not have had the kid, because you weren’t 100% invested in it

But, it’s too late now

You put your big-boy pants on, and you work. You don’t ever let the kid know that you fucked-up

This is your burden to bear. Be a man and get on with it, and give that kid the best life you can

And for fuck’s sake, have a vasectomy right now so that you don’t have a bandaid to try to unfuck this situation and make it worse

The world would be a better place if abortions were more readily available

And if blokes could get pregnant, this shit wouldn’t even be up for debate.

It’s all about controlling women.

Intermittent faults are the absolute worst

I have learnt how to fix a whole lot of things after realising that

Or, I learnt other things that can go wrong, without consequences

However, there’s: “it’s not working right” and there’s “it’s not working”… It’s usually important to recognise that difference

I was just about to say that

I worked on something that literally said “to test this thing, hit it here with a screwdriver” because it was known to be a point where a soldered joint would fail

I used to bash the shit out of some stuff with a hammer to prove my diagnoses. It wasn’t working anyway, so I couldn’t break it more, and I was usually proved correct when I was able to replicate the failure

They’re surprisingly different experiences

Especially because I can change the shape of my hand once it’s in

Oh, I have much more extreme content than that…

That would depend on the tightness of the anus

Are we talking about someone who squeezes out pencils, or a log-dropper?

It’s definitely a bit unconventional

Oh, that’s pretty tame compared to lots of my work

Brave of you to click though!