Wildlife photography really is mostly about the equipment though. And waiting/being in the right place obviously. But I can tell you from experience, a novice can absolutely produce pictures like this with the right equipment.

Cheap phone from 2019 is better than medium format film wat?! Better than 35mm film?! I dont see it.

You need that sweet dill mustard sauce. Hard to find outside the Netherlands, goes so well with an aged Gouda.

You can make them into patties and fry them up, surprisingly good.

Large scale exterior wall art.

Sausage in - sausage out

I know a few producers, the only one who is full time doesn’t really need the money. The rest mostly do muaic tuition or similar, seems like a good match if you know an instrument(s).

I got a used Yoga Gen6 recently for not too much, really happy with it

Used to work in marketing, UK. There was a frew beer fridge, with instructions to only help yourselves after 1630 on a Friday. Beers at lunch were fairly standard on a Friday, less so on other days but not unheard of.

Very fine charcoal powder maybe (and self-contained breathing apparatus).

TBF it was a good idea to buy, just required the caveat that you should’ve sold in January. I somehow timed my exit well, then proceeded to plough a stupid amount into another meme srock which now sits at -48k, a good reminder that gambling is for idiots. Like me.

Oof, you went full DRS. Not judging, I probably would’ve sone the same if I got in late.

Been a few years since I made one of these! Never thought to use a clasp, thats neat.

We solved this by having oddparents instead of godparents.

Top three would be my weird Christmas ‘bonuses’ from a previous employer. In order of weirdness: some fake notes (representing the companies record profits that year), a single bike pedal, and finally a spanner which had been spray painted orange.

http://www.vk2zay.net/ Maybe this is obscure enough?! I miss hobby sites like this!

Not obscure enough, cool site though! Used to post there and amateurpyro, mtbs3d and a few others

The very largest potato you can find.

Moved into a newly renovated flat that hadn’t been cleaned. So there was a think layer of brick/plaster dust all over every surface. Then spent months fighting a four figure electricity bill because it turns out the builders had used my particular flat to charge their kit for months.

Renault Vivaro. She’s called Julie. Julie Vandrews. Also know as me Julie.