I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • Find something to smoke in. Could be a grill, smoke house, cardboard box with holes and a brick on top, doesn’t matter what. Doesn’t even need to be fire proof.

    Get a smoke tube. Wait until temps are between freezing and 50°f/10c. Fill the smoke tube with smoking pellets. Apple wood is always good. Light the open end on fire. Let it burn for 5 minutes. While waiting for that put your cheese in your chosen smoker. Blow out the flame. Close the smoker, but not air tight. Come back in three hours.

    Vacuum seal the cheese. Eat it in two weeks to a couple of years, it won’t go bad. Just eat it when you want as long as two weeks have passed.






  • It is definitely getting harder. I’ve been hitting YouTube looking for actual people.
    Pasta Grammar
    Tasting History
    De mi Rancho a Tu Cocina
    Pasta Grannies
    Hatice Oncel

    Some guy named Alton Brown recently started posting videos. He only had two up so far but he shows promise.

    I don’t tend to cook what they are but I do get inspired between them and what I have on hand.

    When I know exactly what in looking for I search and look at a few recipes and see if they pass the sniff test or not based on the photos and ingredients. Like are they mixing in a different bowl in two different pictures? Dl