Well, i remember being like 25 or so, and i was out drinking. I met this guy and he was alone so we took him with us. We talked, had a lot of fun and everything and at some point i asked: how old are you. Because he kinda looked our age, maybe younger. He said: 32.

It blew my mind. I was like oh my god, this guy looks so young, and he’s ancient. We showed him around and asked random people to guess his age. Omg, can you believe he’s 32 and still up at 2am? Crazy i know.

I am now 40 years old, and find the thought of someone being 32 and old absolutely bizarre, but i do always remember that story. Also i’m now the 40 year old that gets shown around having people guess my age. I think i took over the curse.

I’m kinda like that. While i love high frame rates, i don’t think i see the upgrade. From 60 to 120? Not really sure. But from 120 to 60? Why is my game a slideshow?

Watch your health. Most of my friends have just accepted that they get fat when they get older. Just don’t

Some people are just loud. I might be the exact opposite. I always walk like a ninja. i prefer headphones, and i hate slamming doors. I once had a girlfriend who would slam doors in my house like it’s nothing. She was tiny compared to me, but i could hear her walk around upstairs, which i didn’t know was possible because i have concrete ceilings and an insulated floor.

Oh they will. No more annoying women in games and everyone you kill is gay

Only girls 8 to 14 work there

Same. Now i just call them on steam if we play a game. Discord got so cancerous.

There really is a style to it.

I’m worried that they do.

It would be kinda funny to make A.I look like bad drawings to make them seem more real.

We all do. Luckily most of us only have to live with the fallout and not actually have to be there.

These god damn foreigners crossing the border to leech of developed countries. They really need to put that wall up.

Tell someone you don’t eat or like meat and they will tell you why you’re wrong and what meat is best cooked how.

There used to be that joke on 30 Rock about MILF island. It used to be the most absurd thing they could think of, and that’s kind of a thing now.

Something tells me this already has 5 seasons and 8 spin offs on TLC

Humans as a whole can’t be ask to do even the smallest changes. What if you ate less meat? I’LL EAT ONLY MEAT NOW.

People only started getting cancer since we started eating grain. Because of bread, so many people have cancer now.

My girlfriend is the same. She just sees the “whole” and misses the details. I notice the details and sometimes miss the “whole”

I always wondered how they make shows more than what they are trying to sell. I find it interesting when they suddenly wear different clothing between shots and things like that. I’m rewatching king of queens right now and i find it fascinating how they change things up between episodes, because continuity doesn’t matter (or didn’t back then) and it’s more about having fun. They had a cold opening where Carrie was trying to park her car. They had a top view of the car to see the failed attempts. You could see her or the drivers lavender coloured shirt, same as from the hood perspective. Doug asks her if he should do it from the passenger seat in a flannel shirt. She declines over and over. At the end she finally got in, and you see it from the top view and the driver was wearing the flannel. But in the story it was her. Things like that make me wonder if they had an alternative joke where he did it, or if she wasn’t able to do it irl.

I only found that funny when watching reality shows like east coast choppers or something. We need to build this bike for our very busy customer Kid Rock. He needs it in 10 days, because he needs to ride his new bike then. Alright gang, time to work 16 hour days.

Then they keep hammering in how very important it is and he’s not gonna pay if he gets it 2 hours too late. I know it’s all just fake theatrical reality tv, but even as a child i never got the whole urgency they tried to push. All i thought was: so what, lol, fuck them