This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.

Finally a politician who supports my interests.

Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.

Not to mention Sisko is the ultimate badass. We could win this with a shuttle craft.

So we really need to use art by a nazi though?

Investors

Sounds like you’re easily replaceable.

I mean, crime does happen in the city. Usually in cities with high income inequality.

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Fortify_Unarmed_Damage

I mean, the punch one is doable with an enchantment alchemy loop.

I mean, you can do that in Skyrim too.

Good. Now bring them all the way to 0.

The Borg after assimilating Bonzi Buddy.

Oh shit

I just want a modern PC port of the XBLA version of Perfect Dark.

Which is the same thing SG-1 did, make peaceful contact with weapons for defense.

Even with shields down a federation starship is still a very capable warship.

I mean, that argument can be applied against Star Trek too, they always send an armed warship to make first contact.

We stand against false gods.

This meme isn’t directed toward humans.

Nothing solves a sexual addiction like an encounter with this man.