I dated a girl named Windy Asphuck. And yea!
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Cake day: April 23rd, 2026
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I blew a seal years ago when I was much younger. At least that’s what the mechanic said had happened!
Well you’ve obviously grown up to be my kinda sumbitch! I too grew up on Far Side and my mind has corrupted thus so!
Looks like a professional do-nothinger!
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Dogs@lemmy.world•This outfit's ridiculous, and my partner's a fool.English
8·1 month agoI am an accredited Poochie Protection lawyer. Please call me when you feel safe. My work is pro bone o.
I think Gus is waiting on a special Chewy box!
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Politics@beehaw.org•Another day, another pivot as Trump flails in an Iran trap of his own making | US-Israel war on Iran | The Guardian
6·1 month agoM orons
A re
G overning
A merica!
Iowa lot to Iowa pot
But I could get low with some Ohio blow
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Politics@beehaw.org•Trump says US navy like ‘pirates’ while seizing a ship in Iranian blockade
4·1 month agoI don’t like the cut of his jib
The sumbitch thinks the White House is his personal crib!
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that for the average price of a car in the US, you could buy 5 cars in ChinaEnglish
1544·2 months agoYea but you’re still hungry for another car an hour later!

Looks like a professional do-nothinger!