Looks like a professional do-nothinger!

I dated a girl named Windy Asphuck. And yea!

I blew a seal years ago when I was much younger. At least that’s what the mechanic said had happened!

Well you’ve obviously grown up to be my kinda sumbitch! I too grew up on Far Side and my mind has corrupted thus so!

Looks like a professional do-nothinger!

I am an accredited Poochie Protection lawyer. Please call me when you feel safe. My work is pro bone o.

I think Gus is waiting on a special Chewy box!

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!

Iowa lot to Iowa pot

But I could get low with some Ohio blow

I don’t like the cut of his jib

The sumbitch thinks the White House is his personal crib!

Yea but you’re still hungry for another car an hour later!