Also available are turkey and gravy soda, fruitcake soda and mashed potato soda.
the article you linked is from 2004, Jones hasn’t made the Thanksgiving sodas since around then, it was a gimmick even at the time.
Jones has always been about gimmick marketing
TIL there actually is proof that there is no god.
Oh c’mon, there’s a whole lot more proof than that.

I don’t get this, but I feel like I want to.
Look at the picture and imagine that guy is saying the words from the comment above it
Ahh! I see it now.
The way the speech bubble is cut off, it seems like it’s supposed to be that the comment above becomes the speech bubble. It’s some nerdy-looking guy playing chess and saying that comment so it’s supposed to look like a profound strategic reply.
I guess that’s what it means? I have no fucking clue, but that’s what I came up with for a theory.
I saw both of these products in the same grocery store on the same day.

With bacon? It’s gotta have bacon, right?
Just mix it with bacon flavoured soda.
I haven’t seen it, but I confident Jones has a bacon flavored soda. They go nutso with the flavors over there
Mmmm…carbonated bacon flavor. (drool)
There’s a shop near me that specializes in different sodas. There’s a whole novelty section. These are tame in comparison to the weird flavors I’ve seen on those shelves.
If you are interested in oddly flavored sodas:
…i am far more surpised that ‘FAYGO’ didn’t come out with it first…








